Saturday, November 19, 2016

Condoms and Tampons: Double-Standard

There are many things as women that we deal with that men will never really know about. I mean they can try to understand it but they will never really get it you know? My girlfriend and I were talking a while back about double-standards when it comes to men and women. The 2 things that her and I discussed were Condoms and Tampons. No one likes to just get up, as a woman, and say "I can't wait to get to the store to buy my condoms and tampons". We hate it. Especially tampons! But why do the majority of women feel embarrassed about buying products to stop the bleeding coming from their vagina?! Yes it isn't our favorite thing to do but it's something we HAVE to do. Cause for some goddamn reason we were blessed with our lovely woman part! I personally don't get ashamed but I know a ton of women do. And they get super embarrassed as they are in the counter. Almost kinda hiding their products cause they don't want others to see it. Like why?! Why be embarrassed! At least you're not pregnant! But when a dude goes to the store to buy his heina tampons, he's considered like a hero! "Like, OMG, my BF is so nice he totally went to the store for me and bought me my women products and even threw in some ice cream"! No your boyfriend isn't a fucking hero! You are your own damn hero! Get your own damn tampons and don't be ashamed about it!
The next one is condoms! I personally don't buy any because I am a virgin and I don't do that nasty stuff. My child is adopted. But anyway, I know SO MANY chicks that HATE buying condoms! My GF and I were saying how if a chick is buying condoms and someone notices, they look at them all weird and judge. Instead of being like "ok she is being careful and doesn't want to get knocked up", she's looked at like a skanky putita! BUT if a dude is buying condoms, what is the reaction? "Ah yeah dog, you gonna get some of that cootchie cootch"! Totally a double-standard!
So women! You be glad that you are taking care of you vag! You buy your own tampons, pads, vag wipes, sprays and you buy the realistic condoms you need to buy! Homie don't need those magnums anyway!