Cellulite

Yes. That's the topic. SAS! So, I always bitch about the cellulite on my thighs. It's not bad or too drastic but it's there. I think I got it cause when I was between 13-21 I thought I would forever be skinny and will never have cellulite, EVER! Oh but then reality struck bitches! I got older, lazier, chubbier, had a kid and HELLO CELLULITE! I laugh when I see/read all these younger tweens talk or post about all the junk food they eat and how they are so skinny and sexy LOL! Good Luck to you! Get back to me in 10 years and tell me how you feel about your sexy legs then. I blame only MYSELF and the crap I would eat and still do. Oh did I mention I have cellulite on my stomach too? Not as bad as I think I do but I just have that shit stuck in my head that it's horrible. But considering I sported a bikini this whole summer without bitching, I know it's not too bad. Thank You Beer! So anyway, my point to all this is last night I met up with my BIFFY! He's been my BIFF for over 12 years. We did the math yesterday. He's in town for work so we decided to have a drink at Coyote Ugly. Chicks dancing on bars and the little stage they had. Sexy girls dude. But guess what! 2 of them had cellulite on their stomachs along with a little 4 pack and 1 of them had cellulite on her thighs! And like I said, they were sexy girls. Cellulite never fully goes away! It kinda goes away with green tea and some toning but it will always be there! I've lost a lot of cellulite from working out and eating better but no matter how many sit ups I do or lunges, cardio, leg weights, it's there. Faintly, but it's there. So my advice to all you little hootchie mamas that think you will forever be skinny and have the perfect body is EAT RIGHT AND EXERCISE!!! Your metabolism WILL slow down and good luck to you after you have kids! I know a handful, just a handful of girls that had babies and look freaking amazing instantly! Lucky bitches! LOL! But just remember, we are not all that lucky!