The Secret Pooper

I always thought boys were gross. Little 2-5 year old boys! Dirty little boys that pick their noses, butts, ears! My son, who is 3 is one of those gross little boys! When he runs up to me with his mouth open saying "I ate it momma", I sometimes don't even want to know what he ate! Usually it's a booger. It's so disgusting! But the funny thing about him is his pooping style. He is a Secret Pooper. Even when he was in diapers, he would go hide, and I knew he was pooping. Now, fully potty trained, he'll sometimes even lock the bathroom door! Which is gross when you are asking him to get up and unlock it! He gets so mad if he knows you are even standing outside the door! He screams for me to "go away" and then screams "all done" when he is done! Now, the reason I think it's weird is cause growing up, my sister and I would always sit in the restroom counter when my mom was pooping! Is that weird? And is it weird that when I visit her and my dad that I'll STILL go in her bathroom to talk to her while she is pooping LOL! But she has one of those big restrooms that the toilet it separate from the sink and tub. So technically she has the door closed but I'm like 2 feet away! haha! I don't think it's weird at all actually! I think it's weird that my BF won't let me in the restroom when he's in there! I'm like, "it's just freaking poop"! That's why we have air fresheners! DUH! So I guess my kid got his pooping manners from his dad, cause he sure as hell didn't get them from me!