Old wives tale's?

Major, and I mean MAJOR wisdom tooth pain! So what is one to do when you don't have dental insurance or an extra $1,000 bucks in your bank account to get it out? You crush up an aspirin and shove that shit on your tooth! Hell to the yes! You also gargle with green tea! That's my current issue. I am in so much pain but there is literally nothing I can do. I have shitty medical debt so I don't qualify for anything! I have to suck it up. What did the cave men do when they had tooth aches? Will I have to bust a Tom Hanks and break my tooth off with an ice skate? OH, not freaking possible cause it's the back of my mouth!!! Should I find some Maryjane and put that in my tooth too? What else can I do? Serio pedo, this hurts. I can handle pain. I have a pretty high tolerance but quiet honestly, not sure how much more I can hang! I'm hoping to win Mega Bucks within the next couple of days to take care of this shit. What other wives tale do I live by? Vaporu "VapoRub" for you non mexicans! ;-) I put Vaporu on my kid when ever he has a cold. Under his feet, behind his knees and on his chest! I swear it works miracles. I sometimes go as far as swallowing it a bit if I have a really bad sore throat! Don't judge me cause your asses will be thinking about that shit when you have a sore throat watch! Another thing: bathe your kids after they get wet or out of the pool/lake. I swear I act like it's a curse if we don't shower after we get wet. Like it's the end of the world! What else? Caldo de pollo when we have a cold or fever was also big in my house. But it works doesn't it?! So many vitamins that are in that stuff. I cooked it last night as a matter of fact. I hear someone cough and I'm like "ohhh, he needs a caldo de pollo". I'm on top of that shit! It's the best for everything. Especially on a nice cold day! There are many, many wives tale's that I've grown up with and I love them. I live by them and I swear they are true. I rather use a method of an old wives tale then take medication that a doctor provides. Oh that reminds me, like when someone is dehydrated or has a tummy ache, my mom used to pour a little bit of salt in a 7-Up to make "suero" aka, I.V! LOL! Freaking 7-Up was always a popular one and I do that shit till this day! haha! Good Times!